"god i wish i was as cool as joey goregasm"
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Tom: What was your night like last night?.
Fred: Ah you know the usual, had a bit of a Joey Blowey.
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the greatest nascar driver EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joey logano has won the 2018 nascar championship.
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drumer for slipknot and guitarst formurderdolls
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...
daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok
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Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.
If you are lucky, you can time the atomic joey just right and release both at the same time.
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Perfect.
Baby I hope we're together forever.
I love you with all my heart.
6-7-09<3
Marci and Joey are perfect together<3
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Joey Jordison, drummer for slipknot, sometimes confused with an animal cause he's just that raw
Maggot 1:"Dude this is a sic concert"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
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