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when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control
Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.
Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.
Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.
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The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.
That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!
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The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.
SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!
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The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.
"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."
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A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...
Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.
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A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.
Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.
Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
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When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.
Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"
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