Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

meals on wheels

a service for seniors that 14 year old robert aka BLONDIE recieves

hey blondie meals on wheels is here baby!

Meals on wheels

A group of men or women on a bike,skateboards or any non-engine means of transportation with wheels. Giggity.

There's meals on wheels headed our way!!!!

mouse meal

Having a little snack or meal all by yourself

I sat in the corner and had a little mouse meal earlier

meals ( Amelia )

The most amazing person and fittest person you will EVER meet. Beautiful golden locks and small eyes (but not asian small) Boys you will want an meals.Everyone loves her because she is amazing good at everything especially with the boys. The first to always have sex. Super funny and has a great sense of humor and wants a good time. Funnest person on a night out. Generally the best person you will ever meet. You will want a meals in your life. Grab one before they will go.

¨meals ( Amelia ) ¨ on wheels. catch em before they go cold.