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This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.
I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.
when companion is mounted doggie style on floor lifting the legs in an inverted position, such as a wheel-barrow: and companions face is rubbed across the floor such as a vacuum
She's has rug burn because I gave her the eighty pound oreck.
“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”
a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "
" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."
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A trey pound 7 is a .357 Magnum. Trey=3 and 5=Pound. 7 is the last number. Trey pound 7=Magnum. Cleveland is near New York, so we share the same slangs.
50 Cent Lyrics (Right Thurr Remix)
I got my trey pound 7 right hurr, right hurr
I'll shoot a nigga ass right hurr, right hurr.
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Wrapping your testicles around the shaft of your penis, making it resemble the eyes of a large fly.
If Blake tries to show you a 2 pound fly, just look away.
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A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.
The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
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