Single

When you are single, you do not have a significant other. You can be independent and do whatever you please with whoever you please. When you are single you can’t cheat because you are not bound by a relationship.

I don’t have a boyfriend, I am single.

Single

Something I will always be

Me: “I will be single for life and I’m proud of it”

Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am

Single

Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)

“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*

Single dad

A Male parent who Raised a child by himself

Single dads are nice

Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."