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Something I will always be

Me: “I will be single for life and I’m proud of it”

by BananuCats July 6, 2022


Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am

Single

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021


Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)

“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*

by Trgc.Khalil October 5, 2021


single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018


International Single day

You are single so everyday is single day!

Hoes mad ~ Vladamir Putin
International single day is like blin cyka!

by HoesMad-putin August 2, 2019


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by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 11, 2022

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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.

Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

by Bob Chum Person December 20, 2017