john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

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barry wayne brown III

Chasity shumates property.

You don't want to ever look at Barry Wayne Brown III he belongs to chasity

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lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

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john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

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make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

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Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose

Taking a corporate photograph with Gotham City in the background. The usual pose is shoulders angled to the side, so you can tell the man is a power originator.

That's quite a nice Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose you have in your linkedin profile picture. Also kudos to your barber, that's a fantastic "LLoyd Christmas".

drop off John Wayne

Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."

We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.

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