i fuck with you

A phrase to let one's brethern know that you are down for the cause. Willing to go tonthe next level for thy homie. A ride or die.

"Hey Jill would you want to run up on these girl with me? These bitches wildin"

"Hell yean Nancy! You know that I fuck with you guuurl!! "

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i thought you knew that

when somebody discovers something shocking about you, this is the perfect thing to say.

roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.

me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.

me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!

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oh i hear you

when your teacher don't care what you said until he gets what he wants to say first.

student:but i don't know how to.........
Teacher:oh i hear you but i honestly don't care you just better do it

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I love you

When you say this to a boy, means you’ve caught feelings for a fuckboy again and you’re doomed. You now love them and will let them do anything they want to you. For example: use you for head, sex and then fuck you off. Once these three words have been said your downhill spiral of unfortunate events now begins. You cannot stop thinking about them even when they’re playing ps4 and ignoring you. You have now fallen and I can tell you that is shit. Your life now ends.

You: “I love you”
Fuckboy: “can you just suck my dick”

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P.S. I love you?

when a man has two finger in the girl's pink and the third finger in her stink, then he comes up to kiss her. Applying the "pink fingers" under his nose, and the "stink finger" under her nose.

Darren was down south tasting the roast beef and bacon strips, next thing I knew he come up and said P.S. I love you? I married him!! You keep a man like that!!!

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I will bury you

This comes from Nikita Khrushchev telling Kennedy (and the US) "We will bury you"

A threat.

Connor, enraged by Wendy's infidelty, warned "I will bury you."

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i stab you

Mastered only by the one true Iland, meant to make kids shut up quickly such as Abigale and Zach.

Miller: Abigale, I stab you. Is that write? Iland: No, its istabyou!

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