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Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.
Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night
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When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
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One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
Not quite exactly, guy in guy, or guy on guy. It's more like guy with guy or guy with guys. Semi-naked to naked men hanging around brushing up against each other and checking each other out.
Hey dude, remember that night of guy around guy'ing? THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!
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Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.
After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.
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To be caught up in a situation or with a person to the extent that whatever happens in the situation or to the person also affects you, often disastrously. Think of a scarf getting caught around a spinning shaft. First it gets sucked in, then it spins along with the shaft.
No wonder his life is such a mess. He gets wrapped around the axle with every chaos-junkie that comes his way.
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