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A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
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Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.
"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"
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a major racial slur (and maybe the only insulting one) towards all white people, mainly those who insult asians (orientals, indians, etc.)
cauc-asian
cock-asian
"cock/cauc" is short for this slur
white guy: i hate asians, they suck, thank god i'm not asian!
asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT
EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)
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Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
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The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry
would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!
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People beside the Asian race think it’s a hoax, but it’s true.Asian Crip or ABZ or ABC (Asian Boys Crip) are a subgroup of the Crip
Guy #1:Asian can’t be Crip
Guy #2:Have you heard of the ABZ or ABC?
Guy #2:It’s called the Asian Crip
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