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(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat
My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja
The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room
Hey did u hear what She said about me last night
Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors
Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.
If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.
a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life
girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!
A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.
I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!
A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.
"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."