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Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.
Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*
Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.
Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!
the act of strenuous male masturbation
Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
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When a bitch don't swallow correctly.
Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!
A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass
Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke
Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!