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Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour
ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet
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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"
*ginger says*
" no my pubes are black not red"
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When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.
At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.
"I'm coming over later."
"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."
Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7
Very large pussy flaps
She's got some fat ass meat curtains