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a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic
"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"
"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
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To get fucked good and hard all night long.
Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.
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An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.
Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.
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When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.
Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.
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A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?
When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball
My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick