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When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.
Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea
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The women sits on the dildo and then the man enters his dick into her Vagina and then they make pove
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When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation
Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.
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The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.
Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?
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to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.
GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "
GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."
GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."
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That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."
"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."
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