Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

Sex Drive

A man with a large sex drive has a long distance to travel to see his girlfriend/partner

I'm losing weight recently, then again, I have to cycle 20 Km to get to my girlfriends, that's one hell of a sex drive

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Drive Safe

A word used by Pastor Dan to wish his students well. A term that is equivalent to "Have a great day." or "Stay out of trouble." General used at the end of Xanga enteries.

Hey kids, drive safe!

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Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

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Remembership Drive

The futile urge to recall the "toll-free" number - is there another kind anymore? - which the announcers manning the membership drive on Public Radio have repeated several dozen times in the past few seconds and which, as a result, refuses to be recalled.

Let's see... 888... something something... why do I have such low remembership drive for that number, even though it is toll-free?

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driving the bus

In the act of selling drugs, you end up driving around to several different places for very little profit.

"I'm driving the bus at this point since I've driven to Egypt and back all for a funky $20 profit!"

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