Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

Ur dad is fine

ur dad is fine fr

Person 1: Hey u know my dad?
person 2: Yeah. Ur dad is fine

oddly fine

a backhanded compliment or at least that’s how I take it I just looked it up and it wasn’t on here so I said why not

“oh he’s oddly fine”

Fine China

Had sex with her; fine China; vagina

That Kate you saw, did she get out her fine China for you?
You going round her house, hoping she’ll get out the fine China?

Fine Liner

A person or group of people who will only listen to you when you say something that they can make sound outrageous and takes what you mean jokingly as serious and what you mean seriously as a joke.

"I love animals."

"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"

It's fine, really.

When things are indeed NOT fine, or it's a little fucked, like your car just took a shit or something is not how it's supposed to be, you just say this phrase and sometimes deal with it later, or it isn't your problem.

Friend 1: "Ya know, I don't think there should be that much smoke coming out of my engine bay,"
Friend 2: "Ah, it's fine, really."

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.