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Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd February 17, 2012


five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time

He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer

by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013


brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T January 15, 2016


Sly-five

Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.

My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after I give him blowjobs, so the other day I gave him a sly-five.

by Glockstar January 17, 2016


five sack

A man to man circle. If you know what I mean Jerk.

Hey man don't grab my five sack too tight. Yeah okay don't put it all over the place if doesn't if doesn't belong in your face.

by Cody Bel September 2, 2022


Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor April 21, 2011


five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 23, 2010