1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
Going out with five people or things at a time
He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing
Five timer
When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.
My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after I give him blowjobs, so the other day I gave him a sly-five.
A man to man circle. If you know what I mean Jerk.
Hey man don't grab my five sack too tight. Yeah okay don't put it all over the place if doesn't if doesn't belong in your face.
The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!
Person B:Mumblety Five?
Person A:I am never able to comfort you.
Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
A slap to the face or punch in the eye.
When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.