Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation

Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

wannabe granny

viherissä oleva vammaisluokkalainen joka haluaisi olla mummo, mutta on vasta seiskaluokkalainen :/ näyttää tosiaan aika paljon mummolta lol

lol kato tuol on se wannabe granny :--D

Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.

I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!