the s*** has hit the fan

An expression used to convey the utter hopelessness of a situation, given that everything has gone wrong with little or no chance of salvaging.

Biff: "Hey, Melvin - you know how you and your twin brother have been swapping girlfriends every other week?"
Melvin: "Hellz yeah...pretty sweet, huh?"
Biff: "Not really...someone spilled the beans, and now your girlfriends know."
Melvin: "OH NOES!! The s*** has hit the fan!!"

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Ha cha cha

sex; moan during sex; thinking or remembering sex

ooh ahh eeh! Ha cha cha!

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See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

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ben harris has hooves

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.

Ben Harris has hooves, we made it to the final!

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Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

Definetly Has A Father 69

Definitely has a father and is DEFINITELY not the very handsome Cosmic Animates.

Person: SO your telling me that Definetly Has A Father 69 is not Cosmic Animates?
Dude: He Definitely is not.