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a bitchy ratty no good selfish whore
person: bro did you see heaven?
person: yeah, shes a total whore.
Nigga: I'm ganna go to heaven!
Kid: Me too!
Me: Bruh.
A place full of tight ass people in WHITE ROBES THAT HATE SINNERS THAT STEAL CARS AND OTEHR GANG STUFF, instead they send those people underground in a hot place called hell (it's Ohio)
i belong in Heaven, i hate people that don't look like me
Heaven is odd. She likes to read and when i mean i mean READ (if ykyk.) she has a very good taste in men, only the fictional ones (which is why she's superior to you.) She likes to stay fit and will one day look like the hulk. The girl has a Percy Jackson obsession which you will most likely fight her on since most pj fans attract hp fans. She procrastinates a lot but still ends up being a smart friend...? Eating is her besti which is what i stan all heavens for but donuts and milk makes her look like she's ascending into a diff universe. At the end of the day Heaven is better than you and has a big butt.
Rando:"woah who's that girl drinking a donut smoothie?" Bull:"just heaven"
FRIDAY IS OVER AND WEEKEND IS COMING
finally, HEAVEN blessed me with 2 good days
A beautiful glorious place where GOD and JESUS live and where CHRISTIAN'S go when they pass away.
I'm going to heaven when i die.
A beautiful,sweet,dark skinned girl that loves to dance and sing ,and everyone enjoys talking to her.
Omg! did you meet that girl I couldn’t stop talking to her she was so sweet and beautiful! She must be a heaven.