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You are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. May not score on the ice but they score off it. Cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs penis in and around their mouths. Girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. Only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills
“I play cavs hockey she wants to fuck me, she wants my penis in and around her mouth”
Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march
sheffield steelers are on the verge of a Elite Ice Hockey League title
A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them
Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go