I'm stupid

You are correct. You are stupid lazy very overweight

Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?

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i'm fine

if your girl says she's fine SHES NOT FINE. RUN TO HER HOUSE. DO SOMETHING

"are you okay?"
i'm fine

"okay"
NOT FINE. RUN.

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I'm fine

The littoral meaning of I'm fine

Friend1: how are you?
Friend2: I'm fine

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I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

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i'm a rapper

I'm currently unemployed with no ambition to actually work.

Meeting her parents
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.

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i'm drake

sad or emotional

in reference to the emotional songs from artist, drake

Justin, "Did Sara break up with you?"
Jim, "Ya man, I'm drake"

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I'm Kilt

When something is ridiculously funny

Bro don't tell me you ate her ass, I'm kilt fam.

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