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A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.
Example 1
Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
Example 2
Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
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Natural Ice: Natty Nice is given to the beer Natural Ice because it tastes like most all swill beers but has the spunk to get you Nice and fucked up because of the higher alcohol content
Bud light? naw fuck that give me a natty nice
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A nice guy is loving,careing thats there for her in the time of need and repects her but in the end it.women that go out with nice guys will suck the life out of you and take your money. nice guys when are you going to wake up a stop feeling sorry about your self being nice will only give you heart break and pain and being used because women see you as being weak
nice guy saying:am a nice guy. girl saying:your sweet i just want to be friends (she thinking) do have money
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A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs
" I'm was out all weekend with that Tax Rebate money, fanny everywhere. Nice & Laughin'!! "
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A one-liner that claims that the forum thread is a troll
-"I AM THE MAN WHO DID GOATSE!"
-"nice troll"
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A extinct sort of male human characterized by kindness, caring, and finishing last. Some claim to have seen or even met a nice guy, but experts agree that they died out many years ago.
Too bad there aren't any nice guys any more.
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A female friend of some poor, insecure bustard, who loves her and gets close to her. He doesn't know that he is the guy of her dreams, as well. She endures their platonic relationship (he is always there to help her, like a demented puppy-dog). She hopes that they relationship may progress to something more. Sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to her that he loves her, but he is too chicken to go any further. She is fed up and unhappy, but she loves him enough not to show it. Therefore, out of disappointment and not to ruin the relationship, she tells him that she wants to be just friends. She still hopes for his decisive move though, but finally loses her virginity with someone else.
She used to be such a nice girl, but because of this pathetic bastard, look what became of her!
Behind every pathetic man there is a frustrated nice girl.
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