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You jacked the odds, fucking cheap ass, the possibility of you winning was 3720 to 1!
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lying ass how who won’t get his gf pregnant, won’t get her an owl, OR a cow. and won’t let her change her name
did you see nels crying cause JACK won’t get her pregnant??
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Plugged in to many electronic devices such as MP3 player, I phone, blackberry, to the point of not dealing with the real world.
He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...
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Jack, a short ginger who likes tall people. He is a person who people think is gay. Jack is a person who gets karate kicked everyday. Jack is the funniest kid obsessed with snuggies, library, chips, singing and gossiping.
Person 1: wow your such a "jack"
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
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When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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