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The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.
Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."
A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.