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A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.
Example 1
Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"
Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"
Example 2
Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"
Chick: "Excuse me???"
Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"
Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."
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Natural Ice: Natty Nice is given to the beer Natural Ice because it tastes like most all swill beers but has the spunk to get you Nice and fucked up because of the higher alcohol content
Bud light? naw fuck that give me a natty nice
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They aren't nice they're just really really really desperate if they ever run into a homeless person in need they would simply walk past them .
They usually go after girls who are already in a relationship then complain about how they don't cheat on their boyfriends who are so called jerks by them and not fall for their fake nice guy act or complain about how the girl shouldn't go after the attractive guys like how they go after attractive girls and find that really really unfair
They end up concluding that girls only want to be treated badly when its completely not true.
They ignore the fact there are many many other important traits other than just being nice which are important like being financially stable ,having a healthybody,not drinking or doing drugs, being an interesting person in general, having hobbies other than gaming
,having same similar interests
If the nice guy could just stop trying to emothionally manipulate pathetic girls and try to be a real man by fixing their life up by gaining more hobbies , working out , start being honest , get a good stylist and hair dresser and become finacially stable they could become so happy and satisfied by their fullfiling life and be just satisfied with or without a girl . girls would become mega drawn to a guy like
Girl : my boyfriend just ate my cake hate him so much
"Nice" guy : he is just a bad person if you dump him and go after me I will never ever eat your cake slice I will even give you mine
Girl : its not a big deal
Nice guy: you freaking idiot always going after the jerks this why you will come back crying to me when shows his real face!!
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A nice guy is loving,careing thats there for her in the time of need and repects her but in the end it.women that go out with nice guys will suck the life out of you and take your money. nice guys when are you going to wake up a stop feeling sorry about your self being nice will only give you heart break and pain and being used because women see you as being weak
nice guy saying:am a nice guy. girl saying:your sweet i just want to be friends (she thinking) do have money
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A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs
" I'm was out all weekend with that Tax Rebate money, fanny everywhere. Nice & Laughin'!! "
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A one-liner that claims that the forum thread is a troll
-"I AM THE MAN WHO DID GOATSE!"
-"nice troll"
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A extinct sort of male human characterized by kindness, caring, and finishing last. Some claim to have seen or even met a nice guy, but experts agree that they died out many years ago.
Too bad there aren't any nice guys any more.
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