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I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
It's a 69, but where you fist each other.
Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.
Too capture and contest an objective in a video game and then jump off at the last second.
We were gonna win until warren started cloud nining.
The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.
Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"
When two girls simultaneously suck on each others tits by getting into an offset 69 position.
When I mess around with another girl, I prefer to start out with titsty nine, then slide down into sixty nine.
(AU/NZ) When you sink 9 cones in a row.
Hey bro, do you reckon we could finish the back nine?