Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

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nipple nectar

The nutritious fluid that a mother provides for her baby. Another name for milk.

Will you please put a label on that nipple nectar so no one drinks it by mistake. The puppy really likes that nipple nectar.

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nipple gay

1. You know it's gay, when they're attracted to other nipples. So in theory, if you rub your nips against each other and they feel good, they're gay.

2. We seperate nipples from our own body, they have a own mind and personality. A own sexuality. They are gay and we take pride in it.

1. "Dude, I think our nipples are gay."

"Yeah, I think we are nipple gay now."

2. "I'm a nipple gay. That's my sexuality."

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lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

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Cheesy nipples

Named after a steam user, a cheesy nipples is done when you get a 0-0-15 KAD ratio in casual against non smurfing/hacking silvers on Counter Strike Global Offensive.

I'm going 0-15 man, shit, I'm doing a cheesy nipples.

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Warrior nipples

When an attractive man has massive nipples.

Yeah JJ is good looking and has a great bone structure, but have you seen his warrior nipples?

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chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

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