Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

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Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

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silly noodle

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

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Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

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Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

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Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

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Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

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