silly noodle

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass

No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.

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Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

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pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

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Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

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Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

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Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

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Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

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