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A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.
Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"
Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."
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Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.
Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"
Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"
Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"
Bill "Will it be magic?"
Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
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when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere
Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood
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A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.
Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).
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The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.
I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.
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During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
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Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.
Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
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