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A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family
It is the second part of grab ass day it is April 12
It’s grab ass day part 2
Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches
Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.
These baked beans made me double part fart.
The private areas that are below the waist.
Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: Wait, let me get the whipped cream.
The parts below the waist and above the knees.
Her: Thanks for dinner
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
The private areas that are below the waist.
Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: wait, let me get the whip