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party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019


Evil pies

When a man nuts in a woman to keep her from leaving.

Stay away from Todd he’s known for evil pies.

by Nickademus702 December 18, 2022


Molly Pies

the sweetest human to ever exist.

brighten your day no matter what.
is the gayest ray of sunshine
you deserve the world, with that smile,kindest and human. <3

Molly pies you make me smile
Molly pies you are hot

Molly pies don't give up
Molly pies you will do great things

Molly pies bella loves you

by Gay times February 8, 2022


Law of pi

In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.

Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes

by E.Musk January 7, 2019


Pi 3:14

The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”

Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?

by Fasters January 13, 2022

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Pi (hole)

A person that has lost their grip on reality and believes hearsay over any other form of information. Some say cognitive dissonance derives from this initial behaviour and it can be treated with activities such as sanding and white goods maintenance.

"Honestly, he's such a Pi (hole), he told me to drink coffee before sleeping"

"She told me about that too, what a Pi (hole)"

by FactualRubbish October 29, 2021


3.14159 pi

how to make a pi
3 whole numbers
1 tenth
4 hundredths
1 thousandth
5 ten thousandth
9 hundred thousandth

Preheat the oven to addition setting. Mix the ingredients in the order of the ingredients. Place it into a pi mould. Please place it in the oven for 3 hours. Take it out and decorate it however you want. I usually put some 265 billionths.

Effects: Makes you good at maths. Can calculate quickly mentally. Level up ur knowledge by 20 levels.

I found a recipe to make the legendary 3.14159 pi.

by some person on the interent August 6, 2022