An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks
David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours
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when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.
yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night
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Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.
The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!
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hardcore dance move in which a party of 2 (or more) stack on top of each other and punch.
those kids are totally rockin the brotem pole....wonder which one will win?
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The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.
"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"
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When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis
Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!
Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing
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Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
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