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1. anything which tightens the vagina see kegel or kegel excercise
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
I gave her the old poon tightener and she was screemin so loud, but the ride was so slick up front and behind
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serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon
I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe.
twice
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Poon-Toun is a small town in Southern Vietnam, it has a population of 18,648 according to the 2000 Census. It is usually referred to as "Poon Town" in English speaking countries, particularly the United States of America.
During the Vietnam War, Poon-Toun was the site of a US military base. "Going to Poon Town", a corruption of the town's original name, became a colloquialism referring to being drafted.
At the start of the Vietnam war, many of the young men who were drafted from the United States of America and sent to Poon-Toun after their basic training, didn't realise what they were letting themselves in for. And once they had arrived, there was no way out (apart from in a body bag or upon becoming wounded in combat) until their 1 year tour of duty was completed. Unknowingly, the soldiers had been given a one way ticket to a gritty existence and an uncertain fate: "They had been taken to Poon Town".
'Poon Town' gradually evolved into a slang term which was used to describe an uncomfortable and diffcult predicament a person finds themselves in which they had not foreseen or expected. Often, the situation will be the direct opposite to the one previously envisioned.
Not to be confused with Poon Tang.
"Private Johnson was proud to fight for his country and was gung-ho for some combat. Six weeks after arriving in Poon Town, Johnson lost his legs after stepping on a mine during a long-range patrol mission."
"Tony Blair was confident he was popular with the British public, but found himself in Poon Town when it emerged that only 15% backed him in the popularity poll."
"Colin was showing off down the pub and thought he looked cool, but by doing this, he only succeeded in buying himself a one way ticket to Poon Town when he got his head kicked in."
"Dave bet all his savings on a horse race. He said he couldn't lose, it was a dead cert. He got taken to Poon Town when the results came out and the horse lost."
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A sexual bender or binge broken up only by the possibility of sleep.
"Quit trying to take the high road. You sold your condo and moved 3000 miles across the country on a poon jag. Within minutes you were back in NY living in your father's basement."
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A name given to an individual that is acting very poonish.
Is Missy on her period cuz she's acting like a real poon bag!
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a fart coming from the pussy. passing wind through an area in the vaginal region.
"did you hear that, that girl totally just let a poon puff rip"
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that of the poon chowferrific vartiety. a taste that can vary from poon chow heavenly aroma to day old clam chowder sopping odor groin exhaust a'la dingleberry.
"Her intellect was high as was her hygiene, she has premiere poon tang."
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