Pre-Lax

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)

"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.

Pre-Millenial

Something that was common before 2000 A.D.

"Will Smith is so pre-millenial"

pre-dinked

the time before you rub your penis on someones face

hey john, i cant wait to be pre-dinked, then we can really have fun

Pre-Christian

Relating to a time before Christ or the advent of Christianity.

Wicca is a pre-Christian religion.

pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

Pre-tec

(pre-tek) 1. Refering to a boost in performance equivalent to that of V-tec but dervived from Honda engineering prior to the use of V-tec. 2. A spoof of the word V-tec.

My Honda is equipt with Pre-tec.

pre-loved

Individuals who were previously part of a live-in relationship, whether through marriage, civil union or just living together. The word includes those who were divorced or separated plus those categories that did not previously have a word.

Jeff and Robert were lovers, but are now pre-loved.