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A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.
Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."
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When a person grabs a mans balls and squeezes them, till they become one or look like a pumpkin. and then punch em in the pumpkin.
My wife got pissed when I donkey punched her so she turned around and pumpkin punched me.
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To punch an annoying girl in the face unexpectedly.
Coined in 2009 on the MTV reality series "Jersey Shore" when female cast member Snookie was surprisingly punched in the face at a bar by a male patron being pestered by her.
I'm going to Snookie Punch this chick if she doesn't shut up.
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When a boxer or person is able to fight above their weight class or if a person is able to take on or accomplish things out side their class.
Nick is a middle weight but he hits so hard he can punch up and fight heavy weight too.
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To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".
"I have to punch a grogan."
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Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
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The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.
Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.
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