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The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.
Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss
Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.
Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.
Pissed off, but less vulgar
This shit got me pussed off.
I'm bouta get pussed.
Usually someone with a sore face
Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything
When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
Use this word to refer to an individual whom you share a tight bond with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gang”, “slime”, “twin”, “my nigga” and things of that nature
What’s up my puss