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A vehicle driven by rednecks. For example: old Jeeps, or large dirty beat up trucks or SUVs such as a Chevy, Dodge Ram or Ford F-series, thats atleast 20 years old. Sometimes has a lifted suspension with off-road tires, and a confederate flag license plate on the front bumper.
BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.
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a redneck margarita, you know the one just straight tequila
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"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"
"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"
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A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs
Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.
Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.
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a 13-19 year old most likely a farmboy. wears flannels, wife beaters, boots, jeans/work pants. owns guns lives in eastern region.
that damn redneck teen kept me upall night shooting that double barrel
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When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell
Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?
Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.
Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!
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When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
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