rice thief

someone or something that steals all your rice

Hey Tom you catch that rice thief yet?

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rice car

A term that Americans use to describe Superior performance asian cars out of jealousy. These cars are products of Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Lexus, and Acura. Jealousy comes from the superior looks, engine, reliabilty, street cred, luxury in which American cars are clearly inferior to. These cars are driven by any class of people. Some of these cars may be heavily modified for looks, performanace, or both.

Friend: How did you do?
Driver: Ha. My RSX smoked his Cobra peice of...
Angry owner of Ford Cobra: Stupid rice car.

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Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

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rice cracker

a term that refers to a person of both Asian and Caucasian heritage

"Ronald Chi is the son of an Asian man and a White woman. The kids at school call Ronald a rice cracker"

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Chicken and Rice

A threesome involving an African American woman, an Asian woman and a man

Sweet, dude hooked up with the black chick and that asian chick at the same time! He had himself some Chicken and Rice!

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Jollof rice

Unlike Ghanaian Jollof rice )eg. Poison, rice and soup) Nigerians actually know how to prepare it . Nigerians prepare it with love care and simple common sense whilst Ghanaians just add any old rubbish they find in the back of their cupboard. So if you want to survive I advise you to never ever take Jollof rice from a evil Ghanaian

Nigerian's Jollof rice is edible.
Ghanaian's Jollof rice is poison.

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rice coon

Racist term for darker skinned Asiatic people, in particular Timorese, Malaysian, Filipino and Indonesians.

A lot of rice coons came over here in leaky fishing boats.

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