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When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.
Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.
The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."
Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.
PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.
FRIEND- Dude, tmi.
An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing
Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't
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I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....
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A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...
As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.
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Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
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