Salad Boy

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.

"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."

booty salad

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.

PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.

Wikipedia Salad

Something that is a salad by Wikipedia’s definition, or any combination of ingredients usually with a raw ingredient.

“Hey look at this salad I got you”
‘That’s just trail mix’
“It’s a Wikipedia Salad”

Irish salad

An alcoholic shot consisting of three quarters ounce of your preferred whiskey topped with one quarter ounce of garden salad remnants and/or italian dressing. Ideal pairing: Jameson whiskey and Olive Garden salad dressing

Do Irish salads prevent hangovers?... because I'm feeling pretty fucking good and I shouldn't

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tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

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tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

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toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

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