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3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 10, 2007

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ten second rule

A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.

Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!

by gamerrox October 17, 2010

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second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

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5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

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second day pants

jeans that fit perfectly, on the second day of use; first day pants are a bit too tight, but second day pants feel great.

It feels so good to put on second day pants and not worry about a muffin top.

by damngrlhowthehell January 21, 2008

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3 second rule

The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.

Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.

Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.

by C.C.P. March 5, 2008

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second hand depression

when someone is so depressing they make you feel depressed and possibly wanting to commit suicide

person 1: it's so hard to live when you feel so worthless. i feel this way every day of my life.

person 2: shit, man, you're giving me second hand depression.

by icantdealm8 November 28, 2016

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