Musket Shot

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.

Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

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Alice Shot

When you cut a small piece of pineapple and place it in the vagina, along with your favorite tequila. Then insert a straw and mix it all together. Take the shot through the straw, then search for the pineapple.

John took an Alice shot last night, but couldn't find the pineapple.

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Flu Shot

The briefest possible act of sexual intercourse. There is no "pumping" involved - just insertion, ejaculation, and withdrawal.

Although very similar physically to a "one-pump wonder," but a flu shot is different because it is a deliberate act meant to save time. A flu shot requires training to accomplish correctly. A flu shot is a valuable scheduling tool.

Men generally enjoy giving flu shots more than women enjoy receiving them, but with discipline women should be able to train their bodies to orgasm from a single flu shot.

I joined the mile high club when I gave my girlfriend a flu shot in the bathroom right before the plane landed.

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4 Shot

In Halo terms, this comes from the battle rifle. Connect with the least ammount to kill. 4 shots.

"Bllattt" "Bllattt" "Bllattt" "Bllattt"

"Get 4 shotted nub"

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skype shots

Created by Chris Tepper, and Joseph Eberhart. Drinking game which involves the webcam networking program "skype".

Rules:
Get a few people preferably 5-10 call one of your friends in the group up take a shot then bs for about 5 mins. Then hang up and call someone else. It's basically a round robin game with shots. if someone doesn't answer their call they are out. Objective is to be the last person to be the "Skype shot" champion.

Tagline: Why drink alone, when you can drink on "skype"

I heard Joe and Tepper got trashed last night playing "Skype shots"

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Matt Shot

A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the putrid contents from the entire evenings drink runoff in the bar matt and funnel that shit into a glass and serve for one dollar (U.S.)

That fuckin drunk asshole just drank that matt shot and then threw up all over himself. Jackass.

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ladder shot

The Rose Bowl of shots. Should be done consecutively for maximum impact.

1 shot Tequilla
1 shot Rum
1 shot Vodka
<5 minute recovery break>
1 shot Whiskey
chaser of your choice.

Yo, Vlad. Let's ladder shot and go to Bomber!

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