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Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.
Simon you missed a note there! - Jenny
The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3
Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember
Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name
Do you know Simon?
You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?
No, Simon, Siriwut dad
Ohhh, yes I know him
Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you
person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday
simon has a huge dick. He is poggers
Check that guy out. Hes poggers
Yeah its simon.