The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.
Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.
the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.
today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.
The first song of Hawaii: Part II By miracle musical.
I really wish introduction to the snow was longer, its such a good song.
When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.
A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.
The collective nutting of teenage boys after No Nut November.
Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!
Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.
the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.
This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.
Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?
Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield