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morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man
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1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
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1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
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An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.
OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.
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Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.
B. to have your period
OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.
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Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.
Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!
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