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Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


leprechaun taint

a word used for the area around a unicorns butt and penis:D or a word used by harry potter very often when he gets mad at ron

ron ur such a leprechaun taintt!
or gosh darn it haley suck my lepreachaun taint

by cheyennehaleypotter August 11, 2009

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dirty taint

Pretty self explanatory: A dirty taint

Greg Fuck you, you’re a dirty taint!

by momlover69420 October 17, 2018

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


boondock taints

Boondock Taints is exactly the same in everyway as the cult classic movie Boondock Saints, except for a few minor differences. For one, all the actors are replaced by their taints; that is, the anatomical area found between the scrotum and the bottom. The phrase, "I'll go all Boondock Saints on yo ass" meaning you will give them a thorough beating is replaced by, "I'm gonna kick you all in the taints. The Boondock Taints." This is self-explanatory.

Boondock Taints is perhaps one of the most thematic, gritty and hard-hitting films featuring taints that you will ever be likely to see.

"WE COULD KILL EVERY ONE. Yeah, with our taints. We'll smother them."

after seeing Boondock Taints--"Dude, I wanna kick people in the taints."

by Brandon 'The Man-don' Fandon Bogandon Bogandon Andon October 22, 2006

20πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


TAINT LOVER

Japhous. One who loves a taint on his face.

As Japhous worked his way up the ranks to be Taint Master, he also became Jenny's Taint Lover.

by Tomasshole September 23, 2006

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.


"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 5, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž