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A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1
WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David
You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.
Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.
When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.
"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!